{"product_id":"bellybag-the-original-dad-bod-fanny-pack","title":"BellyBag — The Original Dad Bod Fanny Pack","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTurns heads. Holds your snacks. Ruins every photo.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBellyBag is the ultra-realistic, hilariously convincing \"beer belly\" fanny pack that fools everyone — until they realize it unzips. Wear it under a t-shirt or hoodie for the full effect, or rock it proudly out in the open.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e 45cm x 20cm (17.71in x 7.87in)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e Durable soft-touch fabric with realistic textured print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eStorage:\u003c\/strong\u003e Zippered main compartment, fits phone, wallet, keys, snacks\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eStrap:\u003c\/strong\u003e Adjustable belt strap with secure buckle clips\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eStyle:\u003c\/strong\u003e Realistic \"hairy dad bod\" print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's in the box:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e1x BellyBag Fanny Pack\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eGot Questions? We've Got Answers\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs it actually realistic looking?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes — that's the whole point. Most people don't realize it's a bag until you show them the zipper.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat can I fit inside?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePhone, wallet, keys, and small snacks — there's more room than you'd think.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow do I wear it?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAdjustable strap fits most waist sizes and buckles on just like a regular fanny pack.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes it come in other styles?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCurrently available in our signature \"hairy dad bod\" print — more styles coming soon.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eNote: Colors may appear slightly different due to screen settings. Handle with love — it's tougher than it looks.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"BellyBag","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54726666322133,"sku":"BB-DADBOD-01","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0827\/5728\/8149\/files\/Screenshot2026-08-30at18.47.28.png?v=1788167637","url":"https:\/\/paunch.store\/products\/bellybag-the-original-dad-bod-fanny-pack","provider":"My Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}